jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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