as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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