And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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