On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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