It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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