Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Naked. naked and bneed help.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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