Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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