Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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