Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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