This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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