just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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