Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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