the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
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