nut hugger
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
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