So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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