Duck Duck Cougar?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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