Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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