I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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