it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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