You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
the day after is always just damage control
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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