I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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