Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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