brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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