is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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