Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
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