all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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