I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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