no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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