my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
it's like iHOP with fire
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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