Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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