Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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