so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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