the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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