Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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