im drinking this country out of the recession.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
