I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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