is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
