New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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