can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
dude i'm inner monologue high
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I need a beard to bite.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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