yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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