and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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