there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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