halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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