just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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