I wish I could punch you in the face.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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