watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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