Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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