remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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