it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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