i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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